Okay, either you're a bona-fied, true-blue Lorna Doone Fanatic... or you're not. This page will tell you for certain. If you have any of the symptoms described below, seek medical attention immediately. This involves a long rest, plenty of water and liquids, and a good movie. Preferably Lorna Doone. There's no such thing as too much of a good thing. That's just a ploy sent by the enemy.